I told my son, "you will marry
the girl I choose."
He said, "no."
I told him, "she is Bill Gates daughter."
He said, "yes."
I called Bill Gates and said, "I want your daughter to marry my son,"
Bill Gates said, "no"
I told Bill Gates, "my son is the C.E.O. Of world bank."
Bill Gates said, "ok"
I called the president of world bank and asked
him to make my son the C.E.O.
He said, "no"
I told him, "my son is Bill Gates son-in-law"
He said, "ok"
This is exactly how politics works.
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