A Polar bear cub is running around the igloo; his mama bear tells him to go outside and play.
After a few minutes the cub comes inside and says, "mom, am i a Polar bear?"
Mama bear says, "yes, now go play!" And the cub goes outside.
A few minutes later the cub comes back in. "Mom, are you sure I'm a Polar bear?"
"Yes, now go outside and play!"
The cub leaves and comes back a few minutes later.
He says,"mom, you're sure I'm FULL Polar bear?"
Mama bear says, "yes honey, you are FULL Polar bear. Your dad is a Polar bear, I'm a Polar bear, so you are 100% Polar bear. Why do you keep asking?"
The cub says, "because I'm freezing my BALLS OFF out there!"
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