Pokémon Pickup Lines

Here's some Pokémon "pick-up lines"
Feel free to add more in the comments!!!

Are you a pikachu? Because you are shockingly beautiful.

Roses are red, violets are blue. If you were a Pokemon, I'd choose you

Wanna go Pokemon hunting tonight? Because I wanna catch a pikachu (peek-at-chu)!

I wish you were the ground and I was a Diglett so I could be inside of you.

Do you wanna battle? 'Cuz my balls are at the ready!

Groudon is red, Kyogre is blue, if you were a Pokemon, I'd choose you.

Hey girl, lemme see them Jigglypuffs.

Can I fingerbang you, with my Bulbasaur?

Hey baby, are you a flareon? because you're a sexy fox.

When I look at you, my Metapod can't get any harder.

Hey girl you make my caterpie go metapod

Oh my! I think something may have mega evolved in my pants!!!

When I'm around you, I am like a Geodude, as hard as a rock!



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