When little Johnny came from outside
Granny : hey diploma, leave those muddy shoes outside
Grandson : whatever!
Later little Johnny went to kitchen
Granny : Hey diploma, don't scatter cereals on the floor
Plumber : I couldn't help noticing that you are calling your grandson diploma. Why is that?
Granny : that's his name
Plumber : really? That's one hell of a name
Granny : yeah, nine years ago my daughter went to college to get a diploma and returned with him.
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