"Why Johnny, where were you all afternoon?" his mother asks.
"I've been watching them work on the new house getting built down the street. I'm learning all about being a carpenter!"
"Oh really?" she asks, amused. "What kind of wood are they building it out of?"
"Why, they're using no-good goddamn low-budget bullshit wood, mom!"
"Johnny! Watch your language! Why I'll bet you haven't been watching the construction site at all, have you?!"
"Sure I have! They've been putting in piece-of-shit doors all afternoon, and just before I left they put in another sonuvabitch window!"
Aghast, Johnny's mother stands up straight and tells him, "Johnny! You go out there this instant and *cut me a switch*!"
Johnny looks thoughtful for a moment and replies, "Nah, fuck it, mom. That's a job for the electrician."
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