Two children are in a doctor's waiting room, and one of them is crying. "Why are you crying?" asked the other child."I'm here for a blood test, and they're going to cut my finger." When he heard this, the other child started to cry."Why are you crying?""I'm here for a urine test."
Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.