Estaba una muchacha en una fiesta y se le acerca un mesero a ofrecerle m�s whisky:
"Madame, �gusta otra copa de whisky?"
"No, gracias, me hace da�o para las piernas".
"�Se le entumen?"
"�No, se me abren!"
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