Plato was at the piano, and Aristotle was holding a violin in his hands.
“Plato, do you know the unpredictability and exactitude of ethics and reflective philosophical hermeneutics require phronesis as an ontological counterpoint to peripatetic conjecture?”
“No,” Plato replied. “But if you play a few bars, I may be able to pick it up.”
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