It was voting day in Egypt and a man's wife repeatedly reminded him to go vote during his lunch break. Deciding that Hosny Mubarak had a long enough reign, he decided to vote for the other guy.
Feeling proud of his decision, he told his wife. She became hysterical and scream "What have you done? You'll get killed if you don't vote for Mubarak!"
The husband agrees and promises to change his vote.
The next day, he speaks to an official at the voting booth, requesting to omit his vote. "I made a mistake; I meant to one for Mubarak! Can I change my vote?"
The official looks at the man and smiles, "Don't worry, we already changed it for you!"
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