So a plane crashes in the sea and three survivors make it to an island. There's an American, Chinese and Dutch guy. Of course the American wants to take the lead and says to the Dutch guy; 'you take care of the shelter' and to the Chinese guy: 'you take care of the supplies' and I will get the firewood. So after a while the American and Dutch are back, but the Chinese guy is nowhere around. So the American asks: 'where's the fucking Chinese guy?' Suddenly he jumps up from the bushes and screams: SUPPLISE!!!
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