When I told my father what I wanted to do later in my life he took it surprisingly well

He was very accepting to say the least. My father would go around telling all my neighbors, "All the other fathers would want their children to be doctors or engineers but not me, I’m ok with my son being a pharmacist."

That's not exactly what I meant when I told him I want to be a drug dealer later in my life.

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