Francois Francois, ze Great French Aviator

A woman goes to a lounge in France, where she is approached by a tall, well-dressed, dashing man.

"I am Francois Francois, ze Great French Aviator," he says, "and I want to make love to you."

"Yes," the woman replies, "take me to your apartment."

At Francois' apartment, the two undress. Francois brings a brick of butter, a bottle of syrup, and a bottle of scotch to the bedside table. He unwraps the butter and begins to spread it on the woman's breasts.

"Francois Francois," she asks, "what are you doing?"

""I am Francois Francois, ze Great French Aviator," he says, "and when I make love to a woman, I lick butter from her breasts."

He does this. Clearly enjoying this, the woman allows him to continue.

After the butter has been polished off, Francois drizzles some chocolate syrup onto her bellybutton.

Again she asks, "Francois Francois, what are you doing?"

"I am Francois Francois, the Great French Aviator," he says, "and when I make love to a woman, I lick chocolate syrup from her bellybutton."

He does this. Writhing in pleasure, the woman allows him to continue.

Once the chocolate syrup is gone, Francois pours the scotch on her snatch, strikes a match, and sets the woman's crotch on fire.

"Francois Francois," she screams, "what are you doing!?"

"I am Francois Francois, ze Great French Aviator," he says, "and I when I go down, I go down in flames!"