Plane is running out of fuel and the pilot and co-pilot are discussing what to do. To get most of the passengers home safely, they decided to throw some of them off the plane to reduce the weight. But who to throw off the plane? So they decided to do it alphabetically.
Pilot: "Please all African-Americans jump off the plane." All is quiet.
Pilot: "Please all the Black people jump of the plane." Everything is quiet again.
Pilot: "Please all Coloured people jump off the plane."
One small black boy said to his mom: "Mommy, that is us."
Mom says: "Shut up, today we are Niggers."
I AM NOT RACIST! Just thought it was clever and wanted to share it with you guys.
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