Two men walk into a bar, one wearing a skull cap and the other wearing a baseball hat. The guy in the baseball hat approaches the bartender and makes a bet: "I'll bet you $1,000 that I can put a shot glass at one end of your bar and piss into it from the other end of the bar without spilling a single solitary drop a drop."
The bartender laughs and says, "You're crazy, but you're on."
The man positions a shot glass on one end, walks to the other end and unzips his fly. He then begins to let it rip -- all over the walls, over the bar top, all over the bottles of booze, and all over the bartender. The bartender roars with laughter and says, "Pay up sucker, you pissed everywhere, BUT in the shot glass!"
The guy in the of course pays up, laughing and smiling, too.
"What are you smiling at?" asks the bartender. "You just lost $1,000!"
"Well, you see that guy in the skull cap over there crying? Well, before we came in, I bet him $10,000 that I could piss all over your bar, your walls, your liquor AND piss on you, and not only would you not be mad -- you would laugh about it!"
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