Prevention Of Cruelty To Piranhas:
A video dealer in England advertised a large discount on his systems to anyone who was brave (?) enough to snatch a coin from an aquarium filled with hungry piranha.
The English equivalent of the SPCA in the United States got into the act and demanded the dealer be sure the customer's hands were cleaned so as to prevent food poisoning in any piranha that might bite a dirty hand.
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