Science Watch: Government and auto industry officials are debating which
crash dummies best imitate humans in accidents. Says Paul Ryan, "They
can't decide whether it's the ones who play with the radio and do their
makeup, or the ones who eat Danishes and spill hot coffee in their laps."
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