Police Officer: Were you going 60 miles on a 40 mile road?
Pinocchio: Noooooooo
Police Officer: But didn't an officer flag you down?
Pinocchio: Noooooooooooooo
Police Officer: Your car is the red Toyota right?
Pinocchio: Noooooooooooooooooooooooo
Police Officer: Why the long no's?
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