1. Is that a mirror in your pocket? cause I can see myself in
your pants!
2. Is your father a thief? Cause someone stole the stars and put
them in your eyes.
3. Is your father a baker? cause your have nice buns!
4. Thats a nice shirt but it would look better on my bedroom
floor!
5. Is that a ladder in your stocking? Or is it a stairway to
heaven!
6. The word of the day is "legs", want to go back to my place
and spread the word!?
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