Chuck Norris has two speeds - walk and kill.
Chuck Norris sold law and order for using the names of his arms and legs.
Chuck Norris hides his third arm underneath his beards.
When Chuck Norris does a push up he is not pushing himself up, he is pushing the world down.
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