a beautiful woman enters the bus. She takes the seat next to him and both start to exchange looks.
After a while the man takes all his confidence and asks her "So, what's your name, beautiful lady?"
She smiles and says "Carmen! ... but my real name is Sarah actually."
"So why do you prefer Carmen then?!"
"Well... first of all... I like cars... and the second reason is: I loooove men!"
"That makes sense!" says the man laughing.
"So what is your name?" Carmen asks with a big smiley on her lips.
"My name is beercunt."
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