... that look so good they could easily pass off as being super-models. But Peter has always wanted a son and Janice has agreed to one last child hoping for a son. She then gets pregnant, they find out it is a boy then 9 months later she gives birth to a healthy boy. But when Peter looks at his son he see's the ugliest child ever. He then says to his wife "Honey, thanks for the boy but how could you give birth to the ugliest child ever considering how our 3 girls came out. Were you cheating on me?'
She turns to him and says 'Not this time.'
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