When poof, he turns the sheriff into a syringe. His apprentice asks " why a syringe?" He answers "because he was being a prick." Later the wizard's neighbor comes by with baked goods. He turns her into a pair of air jordans. The apprentice asks why he would treat a woman in such a way. "Because," the wizard says, "she was being a goody two shoes." "But she could've been somebody's mother, somebody's wife. Have you, mr.wizard, ever had a wife!?!" The wizard points to the corner of his garage and says "why else would I have a horizontal boring machine?"
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