Right after the wedding, in bed, in a fancy hotel, Mr. and Mrs. Bill Gates
decided to name the new company together.
Mrs. Gates: How about we name it after your penis?
BILL: Why the hell would we do that?
Mrs. Gates: Oh, I don't know. I always did like the name Microsoft.
Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.