People claim that in the English language, y can be a vowel

Another golf joke

A man and his wife are golfing. The wife hits a beautiful drive right down...

Assisted Suicide

One day there was a 97 year old woman, who wanted to commit suicide but...

The blonde, the...

A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor. The doctor asked her what had...

Where do David...

In the Conservatory!

How do you make a...

You rub your bloody dick on their teddy bear.

A plane was...

A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable...

Investment tips...

Investment tips for 2006.... for all of you with any money left, be aware of...

Why JFK doesn't...

It is an airport.

Why couldn't the...

With inflation raising the cost he couldn't afford it.

Hardest Word

3 people were asked to find the "hardest" word in the dictionary. One person...