-Jesus drove a Chrysler
--well, duh.
-Okay okay, how about this. Neo drives a Dodge.
--alright, I get the reference. Joke's still shit, though.
-Here's one. Ron Burgundy drove an early-model Escalade.
--Ron Burgundy? Escalade? Wha--? Oh, ha ha fuck you. Okay, my turn. What did Thomas Jefferson drive?
-uhh...
--Slaves. Boom.
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