A farmer who lost a bet had to get a tattoo of a tractor, and his friend decide it had to be on his penis. So he went to get the tattoo done, and after a painful appointment in the saloon the tattoo was close to finished he asked "Did you make sure it as 4wheel drive, its going to need it. Its going to drive in a lot of mud."
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