A bunch of guys are sitting around and talking. One of them says, “So I heard the other day that you can tell a man's penis size by how long his name is”. He looks at another man and says, "Like, for instance, your name is Thomas. You could go by Tom or Tommy, but you go by Thomas, which is six letters long. So you penis is six inches long”. So Thomas says "Wow, you're right. That's incredible". Immediately, another man angrily stands up and storms out of the room. So Thomas says, "What's wrong with Al?"
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