An Englishman, an American, a Frenchman and an Australian are drinking in a bar.

The Englishman starts bragging and says that last night i was having sex with my wife and when she came her hips raised 2inches off the bed.

The American says that's nothing. Last night while going down on my wife she came so hard her hips raised 10inches off the bed.

The Frenchman says ha, rubbish that's nothing. Last night while making love to my wife she raised her hips 12inches off the bed in ecstasy.

The Australian says, well last night I fucked my wife got out of bed wiped my dick clean on the curtain and she hit the fucking roof.

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