A man wakes up with his wife nudging him...
"Honey, honey, I just had the craziest dream!"
"Yeah, what was it?"
"I dreamed I was at an auction and they were auctioning off dicks! Normal ones were $100 and big huge ones were $200!"
"Oh yeah? And what about those like mine?"
"Oh... those they were giving away for free."
The husband thinks about this a bit and says,
"You know, I had a similar dream a few nights ago. I was at this auction, and they were auctioning off cunts. Normal ones were $1,000 and little tight ones were $2,000".
"Really...", says the wife, "and what about those like mine?"
"That's where they held the auction."
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