There is a husband an wife in the shower and the doorbell rings the wife gets out puts on her robe and goes to answer the door it is the husbands best friend so instead of bothering the husband she talks to him herself
Out of no wher the man says i have $100 if you let me see your boobs the woman really didnt want to but was desprate
Then he says i have aanother $100 if you let me touch them desprate she says ok
Then he says i hav another $200 if you let me rub my face in them she says ok
then he leaves
the husband comes out becuase he was wondering what was taking so long and the wife says oh bob just stoped by and he said oh did he leave the $400 he ows me?
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