Patient - Doctor something is wrong. I can't shit properly.
If i eat pizza, i shit pizza.
If i eat Manchurian, i shit Manchurian.
If i eat spaghetti, i shit spaghetti. What do i do?
Doctor - Eat shit you idiot, eat shit.
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