A pastor asks his friends, a Priest and a Rabbi, how their income is determined.
The Priest responds, "I take all the offering and put it in a bucket. I draw a circle thats 2 feet in diameter on the ground and stand in the middle of it. Then I use the bucket and throw the money into the air.
Anything that falls in the circle, is what I think God wants me to have."
The Pastor excitedly responds with, "I do a similar thing, except everything that falls out of the circle is what I think God wants me to keep."
The pastor turns to the Rabbi for his method.
The Rabbi says, "Well I do something similar too. I use a bucket to throw the money into the air, and I think that whatever God wants, he will keep."
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