And came across an old sexy Super Woman costume. Wanting to spark things up, she put it on and walked into the kitchen where her husband was sitting at the table. She lifted her skirt and said "Super Pussy!" Her husband looked at her and said "I'll have the soup".
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I snagged this off a forum I frequent and thought yall would get a chuckle.
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