Four men were arguing about what they thought was the fastest thing in the world.
The first man says: I think it's a thought, because when you think of something, it's in your head instantly.
The second man says: I think it's a blink, because when you wink at someone they barely even see it.
The third man says: I think it's electricity, because when you flip a switch, power from miles away arrives instantly, and your light turns on.
The fourth man says: No, no, no, it's diarrhea, because yesterday, before I could think, blink, or turn the light switch on, I shit my pants.
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