"A couple is kissing very passionately, they tear the clothes off with their teeth. the guy kisses the lips, kisses the stomach and then kisses her gently again... he then shoves his tongue out and slowly licks the outside, the moves it in deeper and deeper... she starts to take deeper breaths and moan louder and louder. She begs him to take it out cause...... He's been shoving his tongue in her mouth way too deep and she can't breathe"
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