The head says: "I work the hardest to keep the rest of you going"
The heart says: "I beat millions of times. . Without me, the brain and rest of the body would die.... so I work the hardest!"
The feet say: "I have to support all of your weight. ..so I'm the hardest worker."
The penis finally speaks up: "I know how tough you have it, but I have it the worst. Every week, when he's not beating me, he's shoving me into a stinking moist cave where he forces me to do push-ups till I throw up! "
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