I can't find a reason to vote for the (D) or (R) candidate for President, and now Libertarian Gary Johnson's campaign slogan,

Arthritis

A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to a...

What do you call...

Patty-O`Furniture

Every time I walk...

Worker: "Can I help you?" Dad: "No, he was born like that."

A Saudi, a...

A Saudi, a Lebanese, a Turk and an Iranian walk into a Qatari bar.... The...

What did the...

My dogma ate it.

do you like...

then maybe you should marry it

Office Pervert...

Oscar was a well known pervert at his office. Monday he goes into work and...

I like to play...

But there are only so many things you can do with a dictionary.

If boys had...

If boys had uteruses they would be called Duderuses. (from Bobs Burgers)

Diving

A deep-sea diver is diving when he sees another guy with no scuba gear....