A lawyer calls his client to tell him about his fee schedule.
"Alright," the lawyer says, looking through his papers. "You owe me $1000 down and $417.58 cents each month for the next thirty-six months."
"What? That sounds like a car payment schedule," retorted the client.
"You're right. It's mine."
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