It was a hot and humid July afternoon, when I decided to visit
my friend, Susie. Susie may be blonde and beautiful, but
sometimes she is, shall we say, lacking in other areas.
Susie had decided her kitchen needed repainting, and instead of
hiring a professional, decided to do it herself. I thought she
might appreciate a break and brought over some cold beer and
some sandwiches.
When I arrived, I found Susie working hard painting the kitchen
walls. But instead of wearing old clothes, she was wearing her
fur coat and her ski parka. I asked her why she was dressed that
way on such a hot day. She brought me the paint bucket and told
me to read the instructions. I did.
It said, "For best results, put on two coats."
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