Two Blondes were walking down the street....

Two Blondes were walking down the street. One noticed a compact on
the sidewalk and leaned down to pick it up. She opened it, looked in the
mirror and said, "Hmmm, this person looks familiar."


The second Blonde said, "Let me look!"


The first Blonde handed her the compact. The second Blonde looked in
the mirror and said, "You dumb shit, it's me!"