Paddy the Irishman, Paddy the Scotsman, and Paddy the Englishman were hired to carry a bureau up the stairs for an elderly woman.

It was a very large and heavy bureau, and they were struggling. Paddy the Scotsman asked, "Where's Paddy the Irishman?" Paddy the Englishman replied, "Oh, he's inside the bureau, keeping the wire-coat hangers from rattling."

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