and says he is looking for a woman to go to his hotel with him for some sexytime. He says he will pay her $1000 to let him stick his 10 inch penis in her and then beat her up. A lady asks for $1500 and the man agreed. They leave. From across the street the ladies can hear her scream and moan and then they hear furniture breaking and slaps and so forth and so forth. The man walks out the hotel with a big smile on his face. A few minutes later the lady comes out limping and bruised. The other ladies ask her about the sex.
It was great.
Did he pay you?
Sure did!
And did he beat you hard?
Yup. Till I gave it back!!!
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