Paddy says "It's too dark. Do you have a match?"
Murphy hands Paddy a match, which Paddy strikes against the wall..but nothing happens. He strikes the match again but, again, nothing.
Paddy says to Murphy "This match doesn't work."
"That's strange," says Murphy. "It worked earlier."
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