Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch. As they read the menu the waitress comes over and askes Clinton, Are you ready to order? Clinton replies, Yes, I'd like a quickie. A quickie?!? the waitress replies. Sir, given the current situation of your personal life I don't think that is a good idea. I'll come back when you are ready to order from the menu. She walks away. Gore leans over to Clinton and says, It's pronounced Quiche.
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