There was once an Irish guy named Paddy who walked down the
street everyday with his best mate Conor. It is quite cold in
Ireland so Paddy like to wear earmuffs to keep his ears warm.
So this day Paddy and Conor were walking down the street and
Paddys earmuffs got taken by this guy walking past and he ran
off. Paddy was really cheesed off but bought another pair of
earmuffs to wear tomorrow. So the next day Paddy wore his
earmuffs and they got taken again so he bought a new pair to
wear the next day and once again they got taken. The next day
Paddy wore grenades on his ears and Conor said "Why have you got
them things on your ears for Paddy?" and Paddys reply was "Well,
when that bastard goes to take me earmuffs today Im gonna blow
his blommin hands off!"
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