Two Black Eyes


One day Joe walks into the breakroom at his work, and all of his
coworkersask why he has two black eyes.


He says, "I was at church singing in the choir and I looked over
at Mrs. Yunser and she had her skirt tucked into ther panteis.
So I reached over and untucked it.


Well Mr. yunser who was standing right next to me did not like
this to well so he punched me.


Joes friends say that explanes the one black eye but how did you
get the other.


Well when I saw how mad Mr. Yunser got I simple reached back
over and tucked it back in.

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