Llega un se�or corriendo a su casa y le grita a su mujer:
"�Mi vida! �Ap�rate... haz las maletas... me acabo de ganar la loter�a!
Y ella le pregunta: "Pero, �empaco para playa o para las monta�as?"
"�Eso no importa, me da igual... con tal de que te largues!"
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