"Oye, Manolo, �qu� d�a es hoy?"
"No lo s�. Espera, que le pregunto a mi mujer".
"Pilarica, �qu� es hoy?"
"�T�, un impotente!"
"No, mujer, de d�a".
"�Un gilipollas!"
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