Julie, the husband of Fredrik, had diarrhoea. So, every now and then, she went to the loo.
But the only thing she'd done is missed the toilet and it all ran across the bathroom floor! She said "HELP! IT'S ON THE BATHROOM FLOOR!!!"" The only thing that she couldn't see was the whole room. It was dark because there was a power cut!
""HELP!"" she said
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