Over breakfast one morning, a woman said to her husband, I bet you don't know what day this is. Of course I do, he indignantly answered, going out the door to the office. At 10 AM, the doorbell rang and when the woman opened the door, she was handed a box containing a dozen long stemmed red roses. At 1 PM, a foil wrapped, two pound box of her favorite chocolates arrived. Later, a boutique delivered a designer dress. The woman couldn't wait for her husband to come home. First the flowers, then the chocolates and then the dress! she exclaimed. I've never had a more wonderful Groundhog Day in my life!
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